How I play Boardgames

In a group chat with a friend we had an exchange about how I often play board games:

Friend: “Men, 50 of you are going down river…25 of you ain’t coming back” Me: naw it’s more:

“Men! 50 of you are going down river… there is a 10% 70 of you come back with piles of gold, there is a 30% 30 of you come back and there is a 60% -1 of you come back and we do this again tomorrow!”